Thursday, January 5, 2012

A Time Travel Story

Random Picture!!!
 This is not my work. I saved it a long time ago in a galaxy far far away from a strange website. I'm posting it because its AWESOME!!!
     A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and rejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they must surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

     Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

     The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Funnay Pictures 3!!!

 The last one made me rage.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Funnay Pictures!!!

Well, since I can't think of anything to write about and feel weird about not making a new post for a while, I'll be putting up pictures I've found on my travel's through the Internet. If anyone has any suggestions on what I can write about I'll be more than happy to receive them.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Awesomest Game Ever!!!

I have discovered the most awesomest games EVER!!! Its called Pokemon. I have never played anything like this before. Why have I never heard of this? It is truly amazing. Your character in the game goes around fighting people using animals with superpowers, these are called "Pokemon". Yeah animals with super powers, some shoot electricity others throw fire and some even cause huge earthquakes or giant tidal waves. You can capture these animals or "Pokemon" using special balls called poke balls. There are different types of Pokemon, there are some that look like birds, rats, dogs, snakes, fish, even dragons and dinosaurs. My favorite one so far is a fire type that looks like a dragon, his name is Charizard. You go around fighting people called trainers. Trainers are the ones who capture and fight Pokemon. you can only have six Pokemon in your team. In the game you have to travel through different cities and towns challenging their leaders, there are eight, to gain a badge. Once you have collected all 8 badges you can go and challenge The Elite Four. They are the strongest trainers ever. You need really strong Pokemon to defeat them. Once you have beat them you fight your rival, he's like the final boss of the game. If you can beat him you become the Pokemon master and the game ends, if you can't beat your rival he insults you and you have to fight the elite four all over again. You need to come up with good strategies to pass the game, because of all the different types of Pokemon and attacks. I really love this game. I cant wait to see have else they do with it. Pic related; It's my new Gameboy and Pokemon game.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nintendo Gamecube!!!!

I just bought a Nintendo Gamecube and its freaking awesome!!! It has way better graphics than the Nintendo 64. The Gamecube is small and shaped like a cube. The games don't come in those big cartridges like all the older game systems nor do they come in big discs like the Playstation games. The games come in small futuristic looking discs. They're so small they fit easily on the palm of your hand, that is so cool. I've had fun playing games like Super Smash Bros. Melee and Mario Party 5. Get a Gamecube if you want to have hours and hours of fun playing with your friends, family, or even by yourself. I cant wait for what Nintendo comes up with next. I've heard rumors of them making a system with motion sensors. MOTION SENSORS!!!! Really!? That sounds awesome, hopefully it will be as fun as the Gamecube.