Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Magical viewing box

Magical viewing box? Whats that? That my friends is the second best invention the world has ever known(the first being the Internet). Yeah that's right I'm talking about Television. You can watch anything from sports to pornography all with a simple click of a remote control. You don't like sports? No problem there are various channels to choose from. If you like science fiction just use the remote to change channels until you've found what you were looking for. Feeling bored or you cant go to sleep at night? Turn on your T.V. and watch the news or if you are like me watch pornography and do your business until you are satisfied. If you're a kid coming home from school and you want to relax after a long day, watch cartoons. Yes, there are cartoon shows of various kinds. Even pornographic cartoons for those of the older generation. Like cooking they have channels for that too, they have channels for anything you want. Televisions come in all shapes and sizes, some can even be up to 8 feet tall. Some are fat and bulky while others are thin. Nowadays you can get T.V.'s that show 3D images. Amazing, isn't it? If you don't own a T.V I suggest you go out and buy one. Its perfect for relaxing or enjoying time with friends.

35 comments:

  1. If i had to choose between my tv and my pc the pc would win ^^

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  2. I think this is what the internet is for. The magical viewing box, aka the internet. :P

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  3. I've pretty much stopped watching TV aside from Adult Swim in exchange for spending my time on the computer.

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  4. This is the best thing I've ever read.

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  5. lol, can't believe you really made a blog post about this.

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  6. Hmm. Pretty sure I could use my PC to the same effectiveness.

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  7. holy shit I had no idea TVs could do this. all I use mine for is vidja games.

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  8. What is this sorcery, witch? You will burn for your beliefs!

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  9. I agree with it being second best. Although telephone is a close contender.

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  10. i've actually got the number 1 invention plugged into the number 2 invention right now.

    jealous?

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  11. Even if this would exist, I'd still prefer my pc.

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  12. Tv, you say? might have to look into that :D

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  13. i was hoping there was a tv that huge, but i guess its shooped

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  14. I love my 15" tv ... but i also love my 22" monitor >:) thanks for the comment btw

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  15. I want a better TV that's for sure. :<

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  16. you know I thought the same exact thing a week ago

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  17. OMG, WET TE FUK IS A MAGIC VIEWIN BAWX??

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  18. This magical viewing box you speak of... will it steal my soul? If not, can I use it to steal others souls?

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  19. I prefer the computer now but I still watch tv some.

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