Sunday, December 19, 2010

Awesomest Game Ever!!!

I have discovered the most awesomest games EVER!!! Its called Pokemon. I have never played anything like this before. Why have I never heard of this? It is truly amazing. Your character in the game goes around fighting people using animals with superpowers, these are called "Pokemon". Yeah animals with super powers, some shoot electricity others throw fire and some even cause huge earthquakes or giant tidal waves. You can capture these animals or "Pokemon" using special balls called poke balls. There are different types of Pokemon, there are some that look like birds, rats, dogs, snakes, fish, even dragons and dinosaurs. My favorite one so far is a fire type that looks like a dragon, his name is Charizard. You go around fighting people called trainers. Trainers are the ones who capture and fight Pokemon. you can only have six Pokemon in your team. In the game you have to travel through different cities and towns challenging their leaders, there are eight, to gain a badge. Once you have collected all 8 badges you can go and challenge The Elite Four. They are the strongest trainers ever. You need really strong Pokemon to defeat them. Once you have beat them you fight your rival, he's like the final boss of the game. If you can beat him you become the Pokemon master and the game ends, if you can't beat your rival he insults you and you have to fight the elite four all over again. You need to come up with good strategies to pass the game, because of all the different types of Pokemon and attacks. I really love this game. I cant wait to see have else they do with it. Pic related; It's my new Gameboy and Pokemon game.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nintendo Gamecube!!!!

I just bought a Nintendo Gamecube and its freaking awesome!!! It has way better graphics than the Nintendo 64. The Gamecube is small and shaped like a cube. The games don't come in those big cartridges like all the older game systems nor do they come in big discs like the Playstation games. The games come in small futuristic looking discs. They're so small they fit easily on the palm of your hand, that is so cool. I've had fun playing games like Super Smash Bros. Melee and Mario Party 5. Get a Gamecube if you want to have hours and hours of fun playing with your friends, family, or even by yourself. I cant wait for what Nintendo comes up with next. I've heard rumors of them making a system with motion sensors. MOTION SENSORS!!!! Really!? That sounds awesome, hopefully it will be as fun as the Gamecube.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Magical viewing box

Magical viewing box? Whats that? That my friends is the second best invention the world has ever known(the first being the Internet). Yeah that's right I'm talking about Television. You can watch anything from sports to pornography all with a simple click of a remote control. You don't like sports? No problem there are various channels to choose from. If you like science fiction just use the remote to change channels until you've found what you were looking for. Feeling bored or you cant go to sleep at night? Turn on your T.V. and watch the news or if you are like me watch pornography and do your business until you are satisfied. If you're a kid coming home from school and you want to relax after a long day, watch cartoons. Yes, there are cartoon shows of various kinds. Even pornographic cartoons for those of the older generation. Like cooking they have channels for that too, they have channels for anything you want. Televisions come in all shapes and sizes, some can even be up to 8 feet tall. Some are fat and bulky while others are thin. Nowadays you can get T.V.'s that show 3D images. Amazing, isn't it? If you don't own a T.V I suggest you go out and buy one. Its perfect for relaxing or enjoying time with friends.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Ice cold water

Ice cold water is the best when its super hot outside, or even on normal days. Its ninety-something degrees outside, your mouth is shot and sticky from the heat. So you think to yourself "What should I get to drink?",  you go to the kitchen and serve your self a cup of icy cold water. I'm not talking about grabbing a small cup, I'm talking about grabbing one of those super sized cups you get at a 7Eleven and filling it up with cold ass water. As soon as it goes down your throat you feel a shock of ecstasy and then you feel refreshed and ready to take on the world. Nothing can stop you as long as you had a big ass cup of cold water.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Internet

The Internet is awesome. You can do anything. You wanna watch porn? No problem, just type a few words on Google and there you go, you get porn. You wan to research something for school? Sure go ahead just turn on your web browser and research away. I don't know what we would be doing ight now without ther internet, but I thank God everyday we have it.