Magical viewing box

Magical viewing box? Whats that? That my friends is the second best invention the world has ever known(the first being the Internet). Yeah that's right I'm talking about Television. You can watch anything from sports to pornography all with a simple click of a remote control. You don't like sports? No problem there are various channels to choose from. If you like science fiction just use the remote to change channels until you've found what you were looking for. Feeling bored or you cant go to sleep at night? Turn on your T.V. and watch the news or if you are like me watch pornography and do your business until you are satisfied. If you're a kid coming home from school and you want to relax after a long day, watch cartoons. Yes, there are cartoon shows of various kinds. Even pornographic cartoons for those of the older generation. Like cooking they have channels for that too, they have channels for anything you want. Televisions come in all shapes and sizes, some can even be up to 8 feet tall. Some are fat and bulky while others are thin. Nowadays you can get T.V.'s that show 3D images. Amazing, isn't it? If you don't own a T.V I suggest you go out and buy one. Its perfect for relaxing or enjoying time with friends.

Ice cold water

Ice cold water is the best when its super hot outside, or even on normal days. Its ninety-something degrees outside, your mouth is shot and sticky from the heat. So you think to yourself "What should I get to drink?",  you go to the kitchen and serve your self a cup of icy cold water. I'm not talking about grabbing a small cup, I'm talking about grabbing one of those super sized cups you get at a 7Eleven and filling it up with cold ass water. As soon as it goes down your throat you feel a shock of ecstasy and then you feel refreshed and ready to take on the world. Nothing can stop you as long as you had a big ass cup of cold water.

The Internet

The Internet is awesome. You can do anything. You wanna watch porn? No problem, just type a few words on Google and there you go, you get porn. You wan to research something for school? Sure go ahead just turn on your web browser and research away. I don't know what we would be doing ight now without ther internet, but I thank God everyday we have it.